Adult fun but harmless and not at all creepy adult novelty items. Sense of humor required!

Pasta Penises


Perfect for bachelorette parties or just for every-day use, this fun & raunchy pasta is made with the finest durum wheat and tastes oh so yummy. Box comes with a recipe for “Big Balls, with Steamy Sauce and Penis Pasta,” so get cooking! 8.8 oz

Penis Gummies


Penis Gummies! Each box has 5.3oz of jelly in two fruity flavors. Chew, suck and bite to your hearts content. Perfect for Bachlorette Parties!!

Weener Kleener


Super gag gift for the man who has everything! Add a "hole" new dimension to fun in the shower or bath! Good clean fun for couples, too! One size fits most (tee hee). 2 ounces of soap.

WIlly Warmer


Knitted drawstring "sock" protects his important parts much more effectively than a fig leaf. He'll never freeze his you-know-what off again!