Desktop Daddies Calvin The Cop

Desktop Daddies are here to turn funny office decorations into a full-blown scandal…

Your desk is looking a bit lawful neutral. Calvin the Cop is here to make it absolutely illegal. 

One minute you’re doom-scrolling your tasks… the next you’re making eye contact with a tiny officer who’s clearly not here to read you your rights.

This product says: Yes, there’s a miniature cop stripper on my desk. No, I won’t be explaining myself.

It’s giving confidence. It’s giving audacity. It’s giving “I’m about to dominate this meeting.”

So don’t resist. Put your hands up (for the glow up) and grab Calvin today.

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6 humping hunks to choose from

Arrests boredom. Charges it with sass.

Makes your desk the hottest spot in the office

Perfect for bad days and bigger dreams

2.75" x 13" x 2.75"