Holiday Sloth Candy Pooper

It’s the poop-tacular sequel nobody asked for—but everyone needs. Introducing the Sloth Pooper: the slowest, chillest, most adorably weird candy dispenser to ever drop a load… of sweets, of course.

This wind-up wonder waddles at sloth-speed and leaves a delicious trail of tiny candy nuggets behind like a true digestive legend. Because nothing says “Happy Holidays” like a lazy woodland creature popping out candy one hard drop at a time.

Assorted hard candy “poops” included. Totally edible. Questionably respectable.

Perfect for stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, or that friend who owns way too many sloth-themed coffee mugs.

Whether you’re here for the candy, the chaos, or just the sweet satisfaction of watching a sloth drop treats out its backside, this pooper’s got your back(side).

Slow and steady wins the poop.

0.28 oz