I Hope This Email Finds You Kissing My Ass Mug

"I hope this email finds you kissing my ass."

Because you mug should match your Monday mood.

Start your day the way corporate America ends it: with passive-aggressive perfection.

This isn't just a coffee mug—it's a 14-oz ceramic manifesto for anyone who's ever typed "Kind regards" while meaning something entirely different. Bold black text screams what your "per my last email" really wants to say. Microwave- and dishwasher-safe, petty-proof, and guaranteed to make the next Zoom call awkwardly delicious.

Because sometimes "hoping this finds you well" is code for "hoping this finds you kissing my ass."

Let your coffee mug do the talking so you don't have to hit send... yet.

14 oz