Brainrot Bedtime Stories Hardcover Book

These are not your grandma’s fairy tales. These are your chronically online, zero chill, main character energy fairy tales. Brainrot Bedtime Book takes the stories you thought you knew and absolutely sends them. Little Red Riding Hood? Now she is serving delulu confidence and ignoring every red flag. Cinderella? Soft launching her glow up. The Three Little Pigs? Arguing in full caps lock energy. It is chaotic. It is unhinged. It is giving pure brainrot. Written for teenagers who speak fluent internet and for parents brave enough to gift it, this page 144 page (not 67) joke book rewrites traditional tales in the most terminally online way possible. Packed with humor, slang, side quests, and characters who refuse to touch grass, this is one of those funny books for adults and teens that somehow manages to be both stupid and genius at the same time. Whether you are shopping for funny gifts for friends, looking for brainrot gifts that will make a teen physically recoil, or hunting down the ultimate White Elephant surprise, this novelty read absolutely delivers. It is silly, dramatic, slightly embarrassing, and very quotable. Perfect for parents who want to lovingly annoy their kids, or for teenagers who want to prove they understand the assignment. Bedtime will never be the same again. Warning: may cause excessive eye rolling, dramatic sighing, and someone saying “please stop” while secretly laughing.

144 pages

0.4" x 5.5" x 8.3"