Fuck, Now There Are Two Of You Hardcover Book

Parents―new, old, expectant, and grand―of multiple children already knew the answer. The author discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart.

Fuck, Now There Are Two of You is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam Mansbach’s trademark profane truth-telling.

Gorgeously illustrated and chock-full of unspoken sentiments channeled directly from the brains of parents worldwide, Fuck, Now There Are Two of You articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.

As you probably know by now, you shouldn’t read it to a child.

32 pages

8.4” x 0.4” x 6.2”